We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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