That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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