I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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