hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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