The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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