I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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