I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he was CRYING into my vagina
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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