My friends, they love my intelligence
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
