I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In the future we'll all be gay
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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