Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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