Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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