butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
