Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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