Me. At least after what I've been through.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
