2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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