well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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