It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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