Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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