So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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