he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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