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I think scott just propositioned me for sex
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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