The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Pooping to opera.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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