Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Screwed.edu
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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