Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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