dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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