The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
In America we eat man semen.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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