So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
