if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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