It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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