kristin has been a bad kristin
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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