I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I forget how to act sober
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