got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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