Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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