Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
