i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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