Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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