So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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