D3 body, D1 cock
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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