playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize