she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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