how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
