Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I bet he comes in French.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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