Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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