Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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