he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Randomize
