i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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