I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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