If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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