dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
