How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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