Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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