For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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