i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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