so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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