My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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