The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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